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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:31 pm 
PHD From Del Rey University!
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ue Story from Houston Medical Center:

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending; the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she

used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:11 am 
#3, definitely...


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:59 pm 
Not a Newbie I just don't post much!
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one of the few times you seriously do not want to bump into a really hot chick

do you suppose he was having a pleasant dream?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:37 pm 
I can do CR without a wingman!
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JChang wrote:
one of the few times you seriously do not want to bump into a really hot chick

do you suppose he was having a pleasant dream?


If he did bump into a hot chick, his new nick name would have been "Jug Head" :lol:

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