In keeping with the idea of multiple genders, leading social researchers have now determined that there are numerous genders of monger. No longer can mongers simply be yin or yang, GFE or PSE mongers. No....that's just plain unjust and discriminatory. All you mongerists with your tired old anti-monger rap better listen up or be faced with public ridicule.
Here are some examples of multiple monger genders. We'll include the old-fashioned symetrical ones first, then continue with many others.
GFE - Girl Friend Experience monger.
PSE - Porn Star Experience
Thanks to our newfound enlightenment regarding gender diversity, I've compiled the following additions in no particular order. Be educated...nay, be illuminated.
And if you or a friend identify with yet a different monger gender, please reply below. We're here to listen, not to judge.
DWE - Dead Wife Experience
FDE - Phuck a Dog Experience
DDVTEMPE Do Drugs, Vomit then Eat More pu*sy Experience
CBE - Cuddle Bunny Experience; no sex, but cuddling/fondling, typically naked in bed. Good for when you're also having the
TDFE - Too Drunk to Phuck Experience.
SOOSRME - Sit on Opposites Sides of the Room and Masturbate experience
SPE - Strip Poker Experience(mayinvolve side wagers).
BSE - Bathe and Shave Experience
BDSME - Bondage Discipline Sadomasochism Experience Hard to accomplish with most sex workers, so it has been reported.
DFE - Dead Fish Experience - See DWE above, but without the homicide and/or necrophilia fantasy component...
WSE - Watersports Experience, involving urine play and/or enemas Hopefully intentional and/or consensual.
WWSE Walk on the Wild Side Experience - Spend an evening at a local transvestite haunt...and let the magic happen
CosPE - Cosplay/costume play experience (also see WWSE above).
WME - Wet and Messy experience - sometimes involves food play.
CEX Cultural exchange experience, non-sexual or otherwise, focus is on learning each other's culture and language.
PFE - Pig/Porky Phuck Experience - roll her in flour and look for the wet spot, then strap a 2 X 4 across your ass and dive in.
DSE - Desperation sex experience. She's too poor to turn you down, you ugly son-of-a-mother.
MFE - Mother phucking Experience. Pregnant and/or lactating women.
KFE or KSE - Kiss Feet or Kiss Shoes experience - foot fetish. May involve masturbation on Her Highness' regal toes...
EAE - Emotional Abuse experience. Seems some of us just can't get enough of this at home. (see also TDE)
tDE - Tease and Denial experience. This isn't typically one encounter. It is typically a series of encounters where the monger doesn't permit himself to have an orgasm. This is torturous foreplay to the:
BANSFHTSROYCAJHHTCE - Bust a Nut So phucking Hard that she rockets off your C*ck and jams her head through the ceiling Experience.
I hope that you are now much more knowledgeable and comfortable with the idea of multiple monger genders. As George Clinton once so aptly put it, "Free Your Mind and Your Ass will Follow."