A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to
the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who
were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but
they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed
biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his
nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or
I'll kick the Livin' Shit out of every one of you!"
St. Peter was impressed,"When did this happen?"
"Just a few minutes ago", he replied.
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